Tuesday, August 19, 2008

What I'm Returning to

My family

My friends

Shower curtains

"No smoking" policies

Real peanut butter and jelly sandwiches

The need for knives


Little smog

No public transportation

No ring roads

Signs that I can read

Unfettered Internet access

TV stations that aren't controlled by the government

Good music

No one outside at dusk relaxing

Babies with diapers

Several kids per family

Businesses, not shops

Miles and pounds

Fruit that I don't need to disinfect before eating


A racial mix in which Chinese are the foreigners

Religious freedom

A normalcy that I automatically understand


Classes taught in English


Restaurants with less than three waitresses per customer

The pressures that face college students


Video stores

A car that the government says I'm allowed to drive

What I left

Bible studies

The extravagantly wide street winding through Waterford

Speed limits

No trains

Toilet paper in bathrooms

Nobody squatting. Ever

Not being the tallest

Not being able to pick my nose in public

Haircuts that cost more than $1.20

UF football games

Non-negotiable pricing

Exercise toys that are the least used playground equipment, not the most

People who won't have experienced the same things as I have

Money that isn't colorful

Cellphone plans

Rosie, our dog

Pets in general

Privately owned grass

My mom's spaghetti and meatballs


goooooood girl said...

Very good......

Lauren said...

Not negotiating paying for something... (which is either good or bad...)

David Griffen said...

Hey now,
The Lynx bus system is public transportation (I'm riding it twice a week for college... sigh)
But besides that, I hope your welcome home is good :D

Anonymous said...

Welcome Home Will. We'll call to morrow.
Love, Virginia